I can't think of posting a new caption contest without first acknowledging the effort Stephen Warburton made to find and post them in the past. Many thanks Stephen and if you have a hidden stash of funnies go at it.

So here goes with my first effort. Hope you approve Stephen.

Give it back! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.

Alright, alright, I'll put another 100 lira in the parking meter.

HEY, stupido! 5 second rule.
Ifitsa ona de ground less dan 5 seconds I cans still pick it up ans eat... ah, I means ride it.

"Stop Thief"

clearly the marshals where pushing the bike faster than its ever went befor and Mr Rossi was showing them or displaying the proper speed in witch the ducati d16 is comfortable in !!